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Ode to the T-Shirt

Oh thou most humble of undergarments Now held up as publicist, spokesperson And vessel of personal branding Whether cotton or polyesther The less is what makes you more: Buttonless, collarless, pocketless A sheer form of being and nothingness. Perfect for slogans, memberships, And cryptic references Designed with maximum minimalism in mind. From pragmatic Army-issue origins Now cosmic torsonian messenger In a pliant Jersey-knit. How perfection becomes thee! How ubiquity confirms thee! How variation elevates thee! In thy honor, members do huzzuh: Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Sweat on it, chill in it, or speak through it The T-shirt is the window to the soul!

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