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The Motherlode of All Byes

It ain't so easy when you don't have the answers, yes? All those questions pile up in your skull like so much stinky laundry, waiting, growing to the point where the whole reeking mess gets its own zip code in your unconscious. Well, this week you get a bye, members. Simply mimic the chant used by scientists to explain blackholes, the universe's great Unanswered: Yes, such things exist. No, we don't know much about beyond the Event Horizon. Why? the laws of physics break down at that point. Try it. You'll see. It's a great way to admit your limitations while remaining a bonafide authority on the subject.

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